Downtown Los Angeles, circa 1983

Downtown Los Angeles, circa 1983
STMcC in downtown Los Angeles, circa 1983

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

"VENGEANCE IS MINE," Saith The Blonde (Coulter 12:19)

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GODLESS: The Church Of Liberalism
by Ann Coulter
published: 2006

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Oh, Ann, Ann, Ann, what are we gonna do with you? Don't you know that you can't just go around telling the truth and grinding poor, defenseless Liberals into powder? It's not done in polite society and it's not... well... I dunno... it's just not NICE. Why you wanna do that for? Especially to Liberals who are such nice people... other than their propensity to lie, slander, and teach immorality to the school children who managed to survive their legalized amusement park, Abortionland.

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OK, I'll be more serious now that I've gotten rid of all the Libs. I really enjoyed Ann Coulter's new sermon, 'GODLESS: The Church Of Liberalism', which has the potential to jimmy open the minds and eyes of a lot of people if only we could get anyone outside of "the choir" to actually read it.

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'GODLESS' is classic Coulter: 281 pages that spill the beans on the degenerate Liberal (read: Communistic) agenda while simultaneously and often humorously piercing the most notorious Libs with that sharp "devil" tongue of hers.  Ann loves to roll around in the mud pit with the nastiest boys 'n' girls from the Left. And why not? The chick pins 'em nearly every time! The text had me laughing out loud and shaking my head one minute and then raising and shaking my fist at our society-razers the next.
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Coulter preaches this time by framing her political discourse in a Judeo-Christian BELIEVER VS. UNBELIEVER format, and while at times her religious theme is tenuous at best (Chapter 3 - The Martyr: Willie Horton), at other times it is perfectly apropos (the four chapters dealing with Evolution, for instance).

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I knew Ann was going to be in fine form when the following sentence from page 19 got me some curious stares while I was having breakfast in my local IHOP. I was laughing so uncontrollably that I shook my sunnyside ups into scrambled eggs!: "Throughout the 2004 campaign, the Democrats were looking for a Democrat who believed in God -- a pursuit similar to a woman searching for a boyfriend in a room full of choreographers."
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By now, everyone has heard the great controversy about the comment, "I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much" from the fifth chapter which deals with the 9/11 New Jersey Widows. Just the other day, I said to a friend in an E-mail: "That remark appears in what I consider the book's weakest chapter and I don't care for the comment either. Even for Coulter, that was a bit over-the-top and I wish she hadn't written it because it gives the Liberals one little "sound bite" (text bite?) they can replay over and over again to turn people against her book without having to deal with the 99.9% of the book that is right on target and needs to be answered."

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I consider that the book's weakest chapter because I believe that it has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that numerous people in the current administration knew in advance when and where the 9/11 attacks would occur and allowed them to take place as justification to invade the Middle East. (You study it THOROUGHLY, like I have, before labeling me a "loon.")
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However, Ann's best chapters are the four that address that Monkey Business called "Evolution." Because this is a high-profile Ann Coulter book, I am heartened to know that now many Americans who didn't know any better will be exposed to the truth about Evolution. (Did I just use the words "truth" and "Evolution" in the same sentence? Hokey-Smoke! How funny is that?!)

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Also from that same E-mail to that same friend: "I was already aware of almost all of the information in the Evolution chapters, but the average American who hasn't studied the subject will find it new and revealing. And because Coulter reaches millions and millions with her books, the lie about Evolution is about to become commonly known amongst the American people. I love that. I love that they won't be able to pull that bullshit on the sleeping populace for much longer. I predict that -- thanks to this one book -- we're going to see some powerful movements in this country to either remove the teaching of Evolution in this country's classrooms, or else see it being balanced in some way with the introduction of Intelligent Design."
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Coulter cuts through the "crapola" (that's a Liberal landscape colored over with an excrement-hued Crayola crayon, in case you didn't know) in typical Coulter fashion with logical insights like this:
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In 2004, Gloria Steinem cited Hitler's opposition to abortion in order to compare him to President Bush: "Among the first things [Hitler] did when he came to office was declare abortion a crime against the state." In a column titled "Hitlers Great and Small," Ellen Goodman said Pro-Lifers "surely know that Hitler was a hard-line opponent of abortion." (Did that make him Pro-Life?) Hitler also loved dogs -- that doesn't mean we should beat the little creatures. [Pg. 273]
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Although I don't always agree with her, Ann Coulter is currently one of my favorite living writers. No one else makes me laugh harder or more often. No one else made me open my eyes to the fact that Janet Reno looks eerily like Elton John. Just mere coincidence that we've never seen them together at a Democrat fund-raiser? Hmmm....
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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6 comments:

  1. Stephen, Ann Coulter is sharp as a tact! DH used to listen to her show when traveling to work and home years ago along with other conservative talk show hosts when he spent 4 hours each day behind the wheel. I appreciated the review of her book and I'd like to read it if I could get my brain to settle down long enough to read something longer than the back of a cereal box. :) WOW, what a hoot with the Reno & John look-a-like comparison! Who knows, they could pass as sisters! Gotta jet off to your other site to vote in your BoTB. Have a good day, my friend!

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    1. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment, CATHY!

      Yeah, Ann really knows how to rile 'em up and tear 'em a new one.

      Janet 'n' John -- twin sisters separated at birth. Ha!-Ha! Too funny!

      ~ D-FensDogG

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  2. Hi Reno!

    Riveting review on the rose-scented branding iron. Those who manage to get on her 'list' ought to be very glad her words aren't heat-seeking, though more's the pity. One never has to wonder what she "really means" ;-)

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    1. Howdy, dIEDRE ~
      Brian, Carl, and Dennis told me to tell you "Hello". They said they dig "Arizona Girls", too.

      "Rose-scented branding iron" -- I like your way with words!

      And "more's the pity" -- Ha! I knew you were good people! And you just went and proved it.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      Check out my new blog @
      (Link:] Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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  3. bibbiddty bobbiditty boo!
    I like this review by you

    ~ sir kill-a-lot

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    1. I thank you, skal, for the kind remark.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      'Loyal American Underground'

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